(To my British friends: Yes, we're celebrating our liberation from your tyranny and taxes. But, dudes. Trust me. You don't want to take the colonies back.)
There's something that irks me a little about the way people refer to this particular governmentally-instituted day of celebration (and it's not the concept -- as much as I may disagree with those in power of this country and complain about its people -- I'm not as radically anti-American as some may think). I don't get why people call it "celebrating the Fourth of July" rather than "celebrating Independence Day." I mean, Independence Day makes a lot more sense than just stating the date. You don't see people saying, "Oh, I'm going to celebrate the 25th of December!" in place of Christmas unless they're deluded secular humanists; you don't see people saying "I'm going to celebrate the 31st of October" unless they're just stupid.
Just like my constant annoyance with Cinco de Mayo, I can't understand why the hell we'd want to celebrate a numbered day rather than give the celebration a name and place it on a numbered day.
Meanwhile, I simply enjoy watching things explode.
So if we're that averse to calling it Independence Day, which is what it actually started out as, let's all sign a petition to convince the government to change it to something that everyone can relate to, remember, and pronounce -- like Beer Day! Or Scary Amounts of Clashing Primary Colours Day! Or Pyro Day, that'll work.
Happy Blow-Shit-Up Day, everyone.
There's something that irks me a little about the way people refer to this particular governmentally-instituted day of celebration (and it's not the concept -- as much as I may disagree with those in power of this country and complain about its people -- I'm not as radically anti-American as some may think). I don't get why people call it "celebrating the Fourth of July" rather than "celebrating Independence Day." I mean, Independence Day makes a lot more sense than just stating the date. You don't see people saying, "Oh, I'm going to celebrate the 25th of December!" in place of Christmas unless they're deluded secular humanists; you don't see people saying "I'm going to celebrate the 31st of October" unless they're just stupid.
Just like my constant annoyance with Cinco de Mayo, I can't understand why the hell we'd want to celebrate a numbered day rather than give the celebration a name and place it on a numbered day.
Meanwhile, I simply enjoy watching things explode.
So if we're that averse to calling it Independence Day, which is what it actually started out as, let's all sign a petition to convince the government to change it to something that everyone can relate to, remember, and pronounce -- like Beer Day! Or Scary Amounts of Clashing Primary Colours Day! Or Pyro Day, that'll work.
Happy Blow-Shit-Up Day, everyone.
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What I've never been able to understand is why you guys celebrate your independance but we don't celebrate it. After all, who got the best deal? We did!
We ditched the most troublesome colony of the day and saved huge quantities of tax payers money, as well as the lives of our armed forces members and were able to continue to prosper and grow as the most powerful nation on Earth until the end of WW2.
Meanwhile, America lost all sense of direction, government, economics, intelligence, politices and infastructure and ended up in pretty much the same state as Britain was in when the Romans pulled out, only significantly fatter. And that it seems is where she has remained.
God bless the United States, for without them we'd have to revive all those done-to-death anti-French jokes!
Who needs remakes when the original is so wonderful? Besides, the accents make it. There are things that can be said in a British accent that are hilarious, but they sound stupid when coming from an American. Like the words "bloody," "sodding," etc etc.
Oh! This reminds me. Something I was going to ask you a while ago but never did: What does the typical Brit think of the American accent? I realise that people of a certain area are so used to their own accents that they don't believe they have one -- but is there a particular way you would describe it? I read somewhere that it was believed to be formidable.
The one that stands out more the George W Bush accent, which I'm assuming is a general purpose Southern accent. I know it varies slightly from state to state but having never been to the States I have to generalise a little. That accent generally suggests low intelligence, partly because of Bush speechs and partly because of the general red neck stereotype. I think an American accent can sound formidable or sinister but it depends on what is being said and in what context. If you are on the wrong end of a US nuke I imagine it sounds pretty formidable but in general it isn't all that different to an under exagerated British accent. These days the difference between British, American and Canadian accents is getting increasingly subtle. The only English language national accent that really stands out is the Australian one. Obviously regional UK accents are very distinctive but never seem to get used in comedy :(
Oh and well done for loving British comedy! You are welcome here anytime :) The question is, do you understand it?
Because of -- mostly -- a very nagging fascination with language in general (I say nagging because I don't tend to have much time for that sort of hobby), I've taught myself to discern a few different British accents based on location. I'm pretty good at telling which part of America someone is from based on the way they speak. I can pick out a British Columbia Canadian accent all right, and woodsy Canadian speech is pretty easy to pick out amongst others, but once you get near the very urban Toronto, I wouldn't be able to distinguish their accent from those in urban Michigan and surrounding states. I can place Australian as a whole, but when you get down to where in Australia, I'm ultimately lost. Though I can tell the difference between an Aussie accent and a Kiwi accent.
My accent is very northern West-Coast, as is to be expected -- depending on how educated the subject is (using me as an example, we'll say well-educated) it tends to lean toward the accent found in central Vancouver, B.C. if you're looking for an out-of country comparison.
Wow, I'm forever long-winded. Anyway, thanks for your take on it. :)
It seems your accent detection abilities are far more advanced than mine. I keep quiet about accents after I made the mistake of confusing a mild Scotish accent and a mild Welsh one once. Very not good.
Seriously, take the salad forks out of your ears or something, because your powerful mind-rays are still reaching me, even from all the way over there on the east coast!
Happy Explodey-4th-o-July-American-Independenc
When it comes to holidays known by their date don't forget Juneteenth--the day Lincoln emancipated all the slaves in the Confederate States of America! Now isn't that just confusing; you can't even tell exactly what day it is or what it's about without someone in the know telling you. That's just mean.
It's sort of like celebrating Christmas on December 25, even though indications from the Bible are that it was almost certainly nowhere near winter when Jesus was born. (Or his birth happening around 4 B.C.E., for that matter.)
Re: Christmas -- Good example. Man, do we know how to cater to those Pagans. ;P
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