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  • Jul. 4th, 2006 at 1:47 PM
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(To my British friends: Yes, we're celebrating our liberation from your tyranny and taxes. But, dudes. Trust me. You don't want to take the colonies back.)

There's something that irks me a little about the way people refer to this particular governmentally-instituted day of celebration (and it's not the concept -- as much as I may disagree with those in power of this country and complain about its people -- I'm not as radically anti-American as some may think). I don't get why people call it "celebrating the Fourth of July" rather than "celebrating Independence Day." I mean, Independence Day makes a lot more sense than just stating the date. You don't see people saying, "Oh, I'm going to celebrate the 25th of December!" in place of Christmas unless they're deluded secular humanists; you don't see people saying "I'm going to celebrate the 31st of October" unless they're just stupid.

Just like my constant annoyance with Cinco de Mayo, I can't understand why the hell we'd want to celebrate a numbered day rather than give the celebration a name and place it on a numbered day.

Meanwhile, I simply enjoy watching things explode.

So if we're that averse to calling it Independence Day, which is what it actually started out as, let's all sign a petition to convince the government to change it to something that everyone can relate to, remember, and pronounce -- like Beer Day! Or Scary Amounts of Clashing Primary Colours Day! Or Pyro Day, that'll work.

Happy Blow-Shit-Up Day, everyone.

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[info]ignorminious wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
Woo! *waves a little flag*

What I've never been able to understand is why you guys celebrate your independance but we don't celebrate it. After all, who got the best deal? We did!

We ditched the most troublesome colony of the day and saved huge quantities of tax payers money, as well as the lives of our armed forces members and were able to continue to prosper and grow as the most powerful nation on Earth until the end of WW2.

Meanwhile, America lost all sense of direction, government, economics, intelligence, politices and infastructure and ended up in pretty much the same state as Britain was in when the Romans pulled out, only significantly fatter. And that it seems is where she has remained.

God bless the United States, for without them we'd have to revive all those done-to-death anti-French jokes!
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
We stole all your French jokes. :P
[info]ignorminious wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 12:27 pm (UTC)
Yea, we get that a lot over here. You put something out for the bin men and before they arrive to collect it some bugger's gone through it and nicked whatever they think they can use. I'd suggest you take some of our comedy as well, but having seen some of the truly dreadful American remakes of classic British sitcoms I think perhaps that isn't a good idea.
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
*huge fan of British comedy*

Who needs remakes when the original is so wonderful? Besides, the accents make it. There are things that can be said in a British accent that are hilarious, but they sound stupid when coming from an American. Like the words "bloody," "sodding," etc etc.

Oh! This reminds me. Something I was going to ask you a while ago but never did: What does the typical Brit think of the American accent? I realise that people of a certain area are so used to their own accents that they don't believe they have one -- but is there a particular way you would describe it? I read somewhere that it was believed to be formidable.
[info]ignorminious wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
A Brit is probably the wrong person to ask sadly. The trouble is that American trends are so much a part of our world, what with American TV shws on half our channels and almost everything in the cinema a product of Hollywood that we don't really notice a "coastal American accent" anymore. I use the term coastal as I don't know much about American populations but have been led to believe that the more intelligent Americans with the Hollywood accents are those living on the East and West coasts, mainly in the bigger cities, as that is where the films are from. Unless the accents are exagerated it is hard to pick those up at all.

The one that stands out more the George W Bush accent, which I'm assuming is a general purpose Southern accent. I know it varies slightly from state to state but having never been to the States I have to generalise a little. That accent generally suggests low intelligence, partly because of Bush speechs and partly because of the general red neck stereotype. I think an American accent can sound formidable or sinister but it depends on what is being said and in what context. If you are on the wrong end of a US nuke I imagine it sounds pretty formidable but in general it isn't all that different to an under exagerated British accent. These days the difference between British, American and Canadian accents is getting increasingly subtle. The only English language national accent that really stands out is the Australian one. Obviously regional UK accents are very distinctive but never seem to get used in comedy :(

Oh and well done for loving British comedy! You are welcome here anytime :) The question is, do you understand it?
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2006 04:58 am (UTC)
I have a pretty good grasp on it; I daresay the only things I truly don't understand are those in-jokes so steeped in obscure British history it's funny -- but if something intrigues me and I don't get it, I usually Google it the first chance I get (and/or whenever I remember).

Because of -- mostly -- a very nagging fascination with language in general (I say nagging because I don't tend to have much time for that sort of hobby), I've taught myself to discern a few different British accents based on location. I'm pretty good at telling which part of America someone is from based on the way they speak. I can pick out a British Columbia Canadian accent all right, and woodsy Canadian speech is pretty easy to pick out amongst others, but once you get near the very urban Toronto, I wouldn't be able to distinguish their accent from those in urban Michigan and surrounding states. I can place Australian as a whole, but when you get down to where in Australia, I'm ultimately lost. Though I can tell the difference between an Aussie accent and a Kiwi accent.

My accent is very northern West-Coast, as is to be expected -- depending on how educated the subject is (using me as an example, we'll say well-educated) it tends to lean toward the accent found in central Vancouver, B.C. if you're looking for an out-of country comparison.

Wow, I'm forever long-winded. Anyway, thanks for your take on it. :)
[info]ignorminious wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2006 11:18 am (UTC)
You know, the more we speak on such subjects, the more I feel I'd like to visit America. Once you get past the Hollywood image, the insane patriotism, the religious crap and the excess advertising and fast food, I think it must have some facinating aspects to it. I read quite a lot of books set in the States and I think I'd quite like living in a decent sized country. I really must get round to visiting one day anyway.

It seems your accent detection abilities are far more advanced than mine. I keep quiet about accents after I made the mistake of confusing a mild Scotish accent and a mild Welsh one once. Very not good.
[info]happycrabmearii wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
Actually, calling it the Fourth of July is colloquial terminology. Its called Independence Day in foreign countries and, generally, in the north. Calling it the Fourth is more of a Southern Comfort style. It's not the official name of the holiday.
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:34 am (UTC)
My mom called it the Fourth when I was on the phone with her. I know it's a colloquialism; but it seems to be an EVERYWHERE colloquialism. That's why it's so annoying. I wonder if "independence" is simply ... too hard for us to say in this day and age.
[info]happycrabmearii wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)
It is a big word...at least calendars still say "Independence". If there was a little square on the July page with a "4" in one corner and a "Fourth of July" in another, I would have to cry a little.
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
Mentally replace that semi-colon with a comma in my above comment, plz. I am le tired.
[info]biodingo wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
Dude! As weird as it may be, this post of yours inspired a seriously long rant in me today! I don't know why, but it did!! I woke up feeling not at all coherent, just kind of grumbly. After reading your blurb, so much brain-drool slimed out of my head and onto my blog....it was amazing! I owe the formidible amount of matt-writing at http://flyingtoaster.blogspot.com/2006/07/happy-explodey-day.html to you.

Seriously, take the salad forks out of your ears or something, because your powerful mind-rays are still reaching me, even from all the way over there on the east coast!

Happy Explodey-4th-o-July-American-Independence-Day everybody!
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:37 am (UTC)
Always glad to be of -- ah, somewhat questionable assistance. :P I agree with everything you said except for one thing: your insane request. If I take the salad forks out of my ears, I won't be able to eat with my head anymore. That would be cruel.
[info]acinonyxjubatus wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
I celebrate the 20th of April. And erm, it's time to celebrate poor, neglected 5th of July, no?
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
I can see the Calendar Day Rights activists descending upon my blog with hell's fury as we speak, dear friend.
[info]acrasie wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
I don't know how the Fourth of July came to be an acceptable term all on its own but that may come from the fact that isolationism lead to more people entering the country than leaving it for a century there and as a result people would be coming from countries with their own independance days and by using the date, you could effectively state which day you are referring to. That or it was easier to say "Celebrate the Fourth" than "Celebrate the day the Continental Congress adopted the Declaration of Independance even though they didn't get around to signing it until August 2nd."

When it comes to holidays known by their date don't forget Juneteenth--the day Lincoln emancipated all the slaves in the Confederate States of America! Now isn't that just confusing; you can't even tell exactly what day it is or what it's about without someone in the know telling you. That's just mean.
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
See, this is why I'm not a history major.
[info]spell4yr wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 06:35 am (UTC)
Technically, the Declaration wasn't signed until (depending on the source) days or weeks later, and the resolution declaring independence was presented to the Continental Congress on July 2, so July 4's importance may have been overrated anyway. (The British didn't receive word of the declaration until August, anyway.)

It's sort of like celebrating Christmas on December 25, even though indications from the Bible are that it was almost certainly nowhere near winter when Jesus was born. (Or his birth happening around 4 B.C.E., for that matter.)
[info]gibbous wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
Yeah -- but like most things today, people have been so entrenched in a certain habit that they start to attribute only actions to a certain day rather than meaning. I suppose that's what I'm on about. There are probably loads of people who watch the fireworks show who don't realise what the exploding colours symbolise.

Re: Christmas -- Good example. Man, do we know how to cater to those Pagans. ;P
[info]platonic wrote:
Jul. 7th, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)
I blame Tom Cruise and his movie Born on the Fourth of July.

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